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misha-bawlins: stopotpstop: raggedytrenchcoats: Some things...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:29:11 -0400

stopotpstop:

raggedytrenchcoats:

Some things you probably didn’t know about Misha Collins

Misha was arrested for reading a book on top of a bank because he “needed better lighting”.

He stole security badges from the White House and turned them into a mobile.

He has spent the night in an igloo (it was not a pleasant experience).

Misha smells like cinnamon and watermelon.

He renewed his wedding vows at a supermarket. With a bouquet of vegetables. Dressed in drag.

When Misha was younger, he was known for stealing people’s shoes and licking strangers’ ice cream cones

He organised a tea party in the middle of a highway. He made the police who were sent to charge him sit down and had tea instead.

He lost to Jared Padalecki in Words With Friends. He owed him $1970 and paid in four buckets of coins.

He crossed the Tibet border w/o a visa in a vegetable truck

brotherhoot: (video)

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:26:53 -0400

brotherhoot:

(video)

chaztheweasel:

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:26:21 -0400

chaztheweasel:

helioscentrifuge: aprilfoolromance: Dr. William Forscher...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:21:50 -0400

helioscentrifuge:

aprilfoolromance:

Dr. William Forscher Experiment Log
Experiment #04781: Magnesect, the Mournful Pokémon.

Early research conducted on the evolution of Paras into Parasect and the process involved with its spores concluded that the spores themselves became the dominant life-source of the Pokémon upon growth. This information was first published by Professor Oak, creator of the Pokédex; however, it’s theorized that early Pokémon masters had a rudimentary understanding of the relationship between the insect and its spores, given the often impersonal relationship maintained between most publicized Parasect trainers and their Pokémon. These trainers would often have strong bonds with their team, yet would utilize Parasect as a type of organic machine, rather than a living creature.

Further study into the curious nature of the Pokémon revealed that, upon evolution, the spores of the Pokémon seem to simply put it in a catatonic state. Though the mushroom does the primary ‘thinking’, the body is still alive in its most basic form, and is still capable and required to function as a living host in order for the spores to stay healthy and strong. It was observed that Parasect consume organic matter for its energy to revitalize the mushroom atop its back; ergo, it was hypothesized that the mushroom was supplying the Pokémon vital nutrients for survival.

In conducting Experiment #04781, our goal was to determine the effects of a living, conscious host integrated with its organic master. After numerous unsuccessful attempts to revive the creature within the mushroom— experiments which often resulted in the release of defensive toxic spores from its back— it was suggested that a secondary, non-organic host be spliced with the Pokémon to balance the attention of the controlling spores released into it. Magnemite was proposed as both an excellent non-organic Pokémon test subject as well as an acceptable power source to successfully revitalize the catatonic creature within the mushroom.

For the purposes of the experiment, we gave #04781 a name: Magnesect. This spliced Pokémon went through several variant degrees of applied electricity before a successful, living result was created. The Magnemite was spliced and dominantly maintained control of the creature’s brain, purging the spores from within it. Its bolts were recreated and used to secure its mutated form in place within the Parasect’s body. The strain of the machine on the Pokémon caused many fissures in its exoskeleton, exposing ligaments often associated with non-insect life.

For the Pokémon itself, the Parasect life-form is capable of seeing— visual electronic receptors installed within the body of the Magnemite that connect to its limited occipital lobe— and is capable of digesting food without the aid of the mushroom cap on its back. Injuries caused from the splicing have shown some consequence: the spores have increased in ferocity within the Pokémon, and are far more numerous. Despite our best efforts to maintain a consistent harmony between the influence of the machine and the mushroom’s spores within the Pokémon, a constant battle for dominance between the two are observed within the Pokémon, with the life-form caught in the painful struggle.

Attempts to raise Magnesect have resulted in across-the-board failure. The Pokémon appears to be in constant, endless pain from these struggles. It seems to only eat via command of the machine and mushroom controlling it; when these influences are forced ‘off’, it ceases all function in an attempt to end itself through malnourishment. Its enhanced vision is put to little use due to visual warping caused by its perpetual tearing and cries. The only seeming benefit of this genetic splicing is the result caused upon the spores themselves: their viciousness and toxicity is unlike any other seen within the Pokémon world. It’s as though it’s attempting to adapt to the machine within the creature in an effort to purge it from— or envelope it into— the Pokémon’s physiology.

Continued research and study is suggested: over time, the spores may well adapt into life previously unseen, and the Pokémon may be perfected into new form. With the influence of machine within it, it’s entirely possible that a perpetual state of evolution may be attained over multiple generations. Currently, however, it is not recommended as a battle-ready Pokémon, unless put to use against opponents who utilize non-offensive strategies early in battle— again, the toxicity of its spores are truly amazing.

Submitted for your review. Attached is our suggested entry for our catalog of experimental Pokédex entries. This information is confidential, and should not be published to the National Pokédex.

Details regarding our other ongoing experiments forthcoming.

Pokédex Entry: Its pained cries are filled with sorrow. During battle, it seems to act more aggressive and desperate when its opponent is not attacking it.

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Artist’s Notes

I wanted to jump in and join the pokemon fusion fun :D Picked Magnesect because it looked really interesting and undead. To give it a nice touch, I requested by husband to put some background to it :]

holy shit

the pokefusion thing’s gettin real popular again thought...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:01:05 -0400

the pokefusion thing’s gettin real popular again thought i’d contribute

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:42 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

satandidnothingwrong: has this been done yet

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:42:47 -0400

satandidnothingwrong:

has this been done yet

repimg: Supernatural, Season 9

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:41:57 -0400

repimg:

Supernatural, Season 9

hollyoakhill: god knows how many hours i just spent on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:37:24 -0400

hollyoakhill:

god knows how many hours i just spent on this

just wanted to get this scene down on paper because i refuse to accept that cas didn’t go down the same way as his brothers

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:49:47 -0400

mishawinsexster: Villains have surprisingly peppy ringtones.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:59:22 -0400

mishawinsexster:

Villains have surprisingly peppy ringtones.

xfreischutz: okay on hindsight these don’t look too bad.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:49:28 -0400

xfreischutz:

okay on hindsight these don’t look too bad.

pedo mellon a minno: crackedchassis: Metatron is spinning in lazy circles in Naomi’s desk...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:39:53 -0400

pedo mellon a minno: crackedchassis: Metatron is spinning in lazy circles in Naomi’s desk...:

crackedchassis:

Metatron is spinning in lazy circles in Naomi’s desk chair, trying to decide which Heaven he wants to study for the day, and the door to the White Room slams open. Messy brown hair, blue eyes, and a familiar scowl greet him. Marv frowns. “Castiel. You weren’t supposed to…

ahhh sorry not sorry for all the spn spam ahhhewopjgewo

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:30:11 -0400

ahhh sorry not sorry for all the spn spam ahhhewopjgewo

angelesnovak: endiness: #never gonna be over the way his gaze...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:28:37 -0400

angelesnovak:

endiness:

#never gonna be over the way his gaze follows the vial #the longing and pain in his face #all that emotion bared for anyone to see #the very essence of what makes him who and what he is has just been taken #TAKEN #and he just hurts #all that shock and betrayal and uggggh misha your face #DO NOT TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW #I AM IN A FRAGILE MOTHERFUCKING STATE

strangability: “When you were confessing back there, what did...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:27:35 -0400

strangability:

“When you were confessing back there, what did you say?”

WORDS CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL THIS IS!
THANK YOU MARK, YOU MADE CROWLEY CRUSH MY HEART INTO SHATTERING PIECES

supermishamiga: Jensen Blushing [x]

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:23:21 -0400

supermishamiga:

Jensen Blushing [x]

“You finish this trial, you’re dead, sam. ”

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:17:43 -0400

“You finish this trial, you’re dead, sam. ”

soulshinebright: WAIT OMG LMAO CAS WAVES TO THE BARTENDER WHILE SITTING WITH DEAN THE BARTENDER...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:17:04 -0400

soulshinebright:

WAIT OMG LMAO

CAS WAVES TO THE BARTENDER WHILE SITTING WITH DEAN

THE BARTENDER THOUGHT CAS WAS TRYING TO PICK HIM UP EARLIER

THE BARTENDER WAVES BACK AND SMILES

BECAUSE HE THINKS CAS FOUND A GUY WHO LIKES NURSE ROLEPLAY AND LIGHT DOMINATION

AND WELL

HE’S NOT EXACTLY WRONG, IS HE?

winchestercodependency: sonofabitchblog: winchestercodependency: kototyph: sonofabitchblog: Seas...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:16:17 -0400

winchestercodependency:

sonofabitchblog:

winchestercodependency:

kototyph:

sonofabitchblog:

Season Nine: The Winchesters’ Home For Wayward Angels

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

#CAS BRINGS THEM #IN TWOS AND THREES #’THIS IS GAMRIEL WE SERVED IN KUSH’ #THIS IS JIBRAIL HE WATCHES OVER THE CRIPPLED’ (via kototyph)

SAM RAIDS THE CLOSETS
“I DON’T KNOW IF WE’VE GOT ENOUGH PLAID FOR ALL OF THESE”

I THINK THEY’RE GOOD